ISHMAEL short for.. ISHMAEL DUMMY

ISHMAEL DUMMY:
likes: The Simpsons, Futurama, playing music, The Simpsons, music, delicious food, people that make me feel like a genius, not messing up songs, scaring pregnant woman into labor, etc...
dislikes: benefit shows, oceans, barometric pressure, drugs and the people they use, not having the ability to dispatch my would be attackers with massive paper cuts, birds, cars, cologne, fundamentalists, children, the word "You's", the land masses of the planet for splitting up, shopping, cancer.(if i don't stop now this list will go on for some time.)
bands (in no particular order) : I Farm, Green is Mean, JamesLoveJackson, Minor Threat, The Aquabats, Slightly Stoopid, LBDAS, Weezer, many many more...